The airport experience is now officially beyond ridiculously fucked up. When was the last time you flew?
For me, it was last week, when I had to go to Austin, Texas on business for a few days. I don't like flying in general. It started becoming insane after 911, (remember fingernail clippers and lighters were to be confiscated, but then a year later they were OK again?) but it's even worse now that someone got caught with kerosine a couple years ago, or whatever the hell the "flammable" liquid was.
I brought carry-on only, and accidentally packed *gasp* hair product, that, I'm sorry WAS NOT LIQUID, it was lotion, and they confiscated it. About 60 bucks' worth of Aveda stuff. Those of you who love Aveda products as much as I do can empathize. Can you imagine how much EXPENSIVE product they THROW AWAY every single goddamn day? They must be digging new landfills to accommodate it all.
Think about it. Our government or the airlines themselves could, if there were a brain in their collective heads, actually make a few dollars out of this beyond retarded "security measure" and appease us in the meantime: How hard would it be to have us pay say, $2-$3 for postage, fill out a form, and mail it back to us? Right then and there? It would take 1 minute, tops. They could skim a few cents off the top. It wouldn't bother me, to keep my EXPENSIVE product for a few bucks rather than lose it all.
And, how much you wanna bet they don't recycle any of the containers, as I would have? Unbelievable.
You'd think my rant was over but it's not. Idiocy at its finest continued at the Southwest Gate, with their assinine and kindergartenish "line" signs. There are two poles, with revolving A, B & C. on them. You are to line up after them according to what is on your boarding pass.
Behind each BIG letter (ABC) there are then markers for seats 1-10, 11-20, etc., etc., on subsequent poles, to also coordinate with the NUMBER on your boarding pass (why oh why can't they just do goddamn seat assignments?!?).
When you think of how all the other airlines don't do this, you have to wonder WHY Southwest does. I remember back when Southwest first started the A, B, C thing, and it wasn't all that bizarre. They would just call all the A's to come on board first, and then B's, etc. But no more. Now you have to get in a little "slot," between poles, before boarding!
To complete the humiliation of being treated like a baby, or someone without the ability for cogent thought, Southwest featured this sporty, older woman in shorts & tennis shoes, looking like she was about to start a cheer of some sort, on a loud speaker talking to us like we're five fucking years old. She cheerily and bossily and loudly ordered us to LINE UP next to the appropriate numbered pole marker to board. By now, after having my precious Aveda confiscated, I was seething with anger. And yet, no one else except ONE mumbling man seemed the least bit annoyed.
The capper: While in the FIRST line (before security), there was an Indian family (from India). The two young, naive airport security women looking at boarding passes & passports couldn't figure out why something on their passports didn't "look right." So they just shrugged, and LET THEM GO ON. I wasn't in the least worried about this family, mind you, because I'm not brain-washed about any "terrism" threat. BUT THE IRONY. It nearly killed me.
Sadly, even a few of my friends think the inconvenience actually makes us safer. Good lord. As if. I only hope someone doesn't get caught trying to light their underwear on fire, or we'll have to board without that, too. They already half strip search us: Shoes, belts, jewelry, jackets... I'm not even shy and I don't like removing my clothes and shoes in front of a line of gawking, angry people. Holy shit. They also gave me a hard time because I didn't take my laptop out of its case. EXCUSE ME, BUT ISN'T THAT WHAT THE GODDAMN XRAY MACHINE IS FOR!!
Holy shit this country has gone to hell in handbasket within 7 short years. Yes, I realize it started with Raygun so let's give it really a good 30 years... the shrub's madministration just kicked it into overdrive. OMG, what people are willing to do! It just BLOWS my mind.
I keep saying this, especially lately, now that gas is zooming up past $4 a gallon (reminder: it was $1.50 when the shrub stole office in 2001), but if all these changes didn't happen gradually within the past 7 years, and they just sprung them all on us know, there would be anarchy. We're like the slow, boiling frog in so many ways, aren't we?
Oh, yet another mind-blower: They confiscate your liquids but then once you pass security, you're free to buy all sorts of stuff at the shops by the gates!! How safe is that? Do they inspect everything in every shop? You can then buy WATER. OK, so these geniuses haven't figured out that you can buy powdered explosives? What's there to stop someone from bringing in powder, say, in a make-up compact, then buying water, going into the restroom & mixing it together? Oh there are so many scenarios. Still, the next time they catch a crazy person on a plane with something "threatening" like, say, a watch that ticks too loudly, those will start being confiscated, too.
I am heartily aware that we are being treated this way so that the powers that be can see how much they can get away with before we start protesting it. So far, we're pathetically complicit.
I do intend to send my complaints to Southwest, but I know they won't matter. Another funny bit is that Southwest sent me a survey so they could get feedback on my "flying experience." Sadly, the space where I am to comment allots amere 50 CHARACTERS ONLY, so obviously the rant that would have gone in that space ended up here.

John Spivak
“A clique of U.S. industrialists is hell-bent to bring a fascist state to supplant our democratic government and is working closely with the fascist regime in Germany and Italy. I have had plenty of opportunity in my post in Berlin to witness how close some of our American ruling families are to the Nazi regime.... A prominent executive of one of the largest corporations, told me point blank that he would be ready to take definite action to bring fascism into America if President Roosevelt continued his progressive policies. Certain American industrialists had a great deal to do with bringing fascist regimes into being in both Germany and Italy. They extended aid to help Fascism occupy the seat of power, and they are helping to keep it there. Propagandists for fascist groups try to dismiss the fascist scare. We should be aware of the symptoms. When industrialists ignore laws designed for social and economic progress they will seek recourse to a fascist state when the institutions of our government compel them to comply with the provisions.”



